From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To: queen@terra.palace.gov
Date: 109011994
Subject: Psyche
Dearest Mother,
Of course we'll be there. I think you're right to give Psyche the best festival you can. After all in spite of everything she _is_ beloved by the people--and what more can be asked of her?
We're as upset as you are, but you mustn't blame yourself. How could you know that her great beauty and grace would lead to this. Of course you're upset but sometimes we all have to bow to a higher power. We should have realized that there would be a problems when the people began to honor her so highly--but it's too late now.
All we can do is help her do her duty to you and the people.
From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To: lachesis@seaside.palace.gov
Date: 109011994
Subject: Psyche
Can you believe it! The brat managed completely the piss off the Powers that Be!
Of course we'll be there for the grand finale when she gets her just deserts. Death or marriage to a monster! Serves the snot right for being too, too much.
Mother of course is beside herself. She always favored Psyche, the "child of her old age" (gag, gag). I feel sorry for father having to put up with a palace full of hysterical women!
I guess I feel sorry for Psyche but she asked for what's she's gotten. Just wish it didn't have to end this way.
See you next week.
From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To:psyche@zephyr.palace.gov
Date: 1121994
Subject: Thank the Gods!!
Dearest Psyche,
The whole family was so relieved to hear from you. Mother and Father were extremely worried about you. It was a great comfort to them to know that you arrived safely at your new home.
The video you sent of your palace was stunning. Even Lachesis was impressed--and you know she is not easily impressed! Who would have thought that our darling baby sister would have done so well for herself. Perhaps next time you can included your beloved husband.
From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To: lachesis@seaside.palace.gov
Date: 1121994
Subject: Psyche
Did you get a copy of Psyche's video? That brat always gets the best of everything. I don't understand her ability to work every situation to her advantage!
BTW, what did she tell you about this silky blond husband of hers? That story of his being away for "a few days" sounds funny to me. Maybe she married a monster after all. Ha!! Ha!!
From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To: psyche@zephyr.palace.gov
Date: 1151994
Subject: Your Husband
Dearest Psyche,
What do you mean you can't tell me any more about your husband? You told me he was gone for a few days then you told Lachesis that he had visiting dignitaries the day you were filming. She thinks he's tall and dark but I know you told me you loved his silky blond curls. What's going on over there?
PS I haven't talked to mother about this. She'd be worried sick if she thought things weren't going right for you. But she keeps asking Lachesis and me questions, you have to start giving us straight answers.
From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To: queen@terra.palace.gov
Date: 117199
Subject: Psyche
Dearest Mother,
Yes I've been talking to Psyche. I'm sure everything is fine with her. You saw the tape she sent. Only a god could have such a beautiful palace! Of course no one's seen this god--but I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. She said he was gone or something when she made the video.
The kids and I'll be there shortly. We can talk then.
Love, Eumedides
From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To: lachesis@seaside.palace.gov
Date: 0191994
Subject: Psyche
Mother's really worried about Psyche, and so am I. She sent me another video and still no sign of the gift of the gods. Why do you think she's hiding him from us? She did look a little plump though, do you think there might be a biscuit in the oven?
From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To: psyche@zephyr.palace.gov
Date: 0211994
Subject: Your Husband
Dearest--
What do you mean you've never seen your husband!! That's impossible!! He can't keep you in the dark like that, especially now!! What is he trying to hide? I know you think he's a god but what if he's really a monster like the oracle said? If I were you I couldn't stand to be carrying the child of a monster.
I haven't told Mother anything yet. But she'll know soon enough. You've got to get a good look at this guy--the sooner the better. You should get one of those lovely oil lamps you have and good sharp knife. After he goes to sleep you can see for yourself whether the oracle was right or not. If he really is a monster you can cut off his head immediately and free yourself.
You can come here afterward, if necessary.
PS Erase this message immediately. I don't want him seeing this and hurting you.
From: eumedides@homeworld.palace.gov
To: lachesis@seaside.palace.gov
Date: 1251994
Subject: Psyche
Well, the joke's on us!
Psyche showed up on my doorstep this morning. Turns out the mysterious husband wasn't a monster after all. The brat married the God of Love himself! Of course he found out she tried to look at him. Now he's kicked her out and she's bawling her eyes out in my guest quarters.
You know, I've been thinking that was a really nice palace! I bet being married to the Mr. Love would be wonderful! And I just happen to know he's available. ;)
She said the Zephyr carried her off that mountain to his palace. I may have to make a pilgrimage tomorrow. I'm sure I'd be a much better wife for a God. Watch for mail from my new address!